Yeah clearly VWs lawyers dropped the ball on this, I have no idea how they didn’t see this coming.

I’ll admit, this was my first thought whe I heard of the settlement. I wish I had read that paragraph more clearly, since I thought the buyout was only valid for the people who owned the cars when Dieselgate hit in September 2015.

Skeevy. Haven’t heard that word in a long time. Fits like a glove in this case.

So do the bloggers in Gizmodo media ever read the other blogs? Jalopnik ran this awhile ago...

Mrs. blackcar was at the DMV the other day and saw an older gentleman (she guessed over 80) fail his written test to renew his license. She said he started crying as he walked out the front door of the building. I felt horrible for him when she told me about it.

It was also hard to see where the fire mentioned in the article was. So on top of everything else, for all we knew the people toward the back thought they were going to burn up if they didn’t get off the bus quickly. The one that gets me isn’t so much the guy who kicked the door open, but the lady who climbed OVER…

Why you gotta brake his balls?

That’s why I personally strike iron wherever I find it, regardless or temperature.

10-4 little buddy!!

LOL... but was actually 4 cyl, 4 vales per cyl, 2 cams.

And maybe you can hit up a tow truck driver when that trans disintegrates.

First and much-needed LOL of the day. Thanks.

Have you ever experienced freebasing crack while sitting in a rear facing third row?

guise guise guise guise!

“Squirrelly and imprecise?” That’s an insult to squirrels. I’m sure this beast has all the handling prowess of an apartment building. A large, dilapidated apartment building. As for California, older engine + newer chassis = no green card.

6 grand?

Got any pictures of it on a flatbed, for realism?

Humble Subaru also keeps the flat 6 alive in the Legacy and Outback :)