Let it never be said about a car that it, “Couldn’t get any worse.” until after someone has cut the roof off.

Oh you mean the mindset of not abusing people who are not responsible for the actions of others? I guess you greet everyone by punching them in the face because someone, somewhere, committed a crime, right? I’m willing to bet that you’ve been thrown out of a few places with the attitude you seem to possess.

His job is to deal with dickheads purposely taking parts off of a car and replacing them with junk just because they were “wronged by the man.” Or intentionally painting it like a 4 year old because now they have to turn their car in AND GET REIMBURSED? I bet you’re really fun to hang out with.

You realize that people at the dealership aren’t corporate PR people right? They just work at the dealership.

A job is just a job. Doesn’t mean the guy wakes up every morning to be possessed by the spirit of the Volkswagen brand. And anyway “some guy at a dealership” is definitely not necessarily in PR.

And many people are confused by your mindset as well...

I understand that it is basically their entire job, but shit, you don’t have to be an asshole to them. They are still people. Again, I’m going to reiterate this: It’s not hard to act like an adult.

You seem like the type of “mindset” that purposely misses the trashcan so that a Janitor can pick it up for you....

These just seem like dick moves now... When I turned my jetta in I felt sort of bad for the guy at the dealership because he keeps getting harassed and blamed by customers. The guy at the dealership probably had nothing to do with the scandal. Just turn in the car. It’s not that hard to act like an adult.

RIP Georgia Dome. You were almost old enough to rent a car through most major car rental agencies.

I loved how during the NFC game, Buck said that Goodell wanted to say good bye to the Georgia Dome, you know that ancient hallowed ground where ... uh ... something happened, maybe. It’s like the Lambeau Field of the South, only lacking the history, nostalgia, and cheese.

True story. I once dumped a girl because her favorite cracker was a Triscuit. I couldn’t look her in the eye after learning this. Well that and she fucked my roommate. I still get bitter and angry about it all these years later. Triscuits? How could she have been such a bad person?

Oyster crackers over saltines is a bad take. Who ranks crackers by their ability to be a mediocre noodle in a soup that doesn’t need it?

Jeff Sessions is the worst of the crackers.

People do dumb shit that could have hurt someone but didn’t and get punished for it all the time, because it’s important that there’s a reasonable likelihood that they could have. Next time they might.

That’s why it’s called endangerment and not assault or manslaughter.

They should 100% have safety harnesses on. But still, what an idiot.

He should definitely go to jail and or pay a hefty fine. What if it hit one of the people up there and they fell?

*PENIS SOMEHOW ELECTED PRESIDENT