You’re off your game today Graverobbah, this vehicle has such an easily established value that there isn’t much to talk about besides the uniqueness of a stick shift and even that’s not unicorn unique. A quick search of ebay motors finds two other such stick equipped xBs, one with a few less miles but a small dent for…

For what they cost brand new, they were pretty solid, considering your other options were Hyundai Accent or Nissan Versa.

I balked at the $2,500-per-unit replacement cost for the bi-xenons on my 2015 Golf SportWagen. I wonder how much it’ll cost to replace a headlamp with Swarovsky crystals.

It’s all relative I suppose; being the best looking crossover is like being the best looking woman on the Russian Olympic power lifting team.

The Jalopnik girl said the Datsun was very cool. That’s the extent of her technical contribution to the video. It sounded like they were clipping all of the interviewer questions so all you heard was the owner.

I need those wheels

Dear Datsun,

Tercel badges are the best. My buddy drove a Tercel for several years, and every Christmas I’d get him a new badge. Pretty soon, he had the only AMG 4x4 Tercel GT-R RS Blackhawk in town.

That’s kinda stupid. I would have done it too.

Eh, I’d say it’s about on par with an old BMW. Just like with a BMW, a Range Rover will be pretty reliable if you take care of it well and don’t buy an abused one. Mine only had two previous owners, with the first owner being a wealthy guy that owned it from 2004 to 2015. So far I’ve replaced the fuel pump (I bought…

You’re gonna die a virgin, son.

Hehe.. “blown BBC”

I thought it was to obscure their doughy midsection, no?

I dunno, I think just Mid-Size Car and a barcode would be even more appropriate.

Any kind of CE/base model badge should say “I should have worked harder.”

So because the target demographic for a vehicle doesn’t care about emissions, nobody should?

Did not read a word of the article. Scrolled down as fast as I could to hit the CP button.

I have a hard time putting a NP tag on any right hand drive car.