Why are all their photos dark and gloomy? Are they emo? 

Volvo, winner of the Motor Trend participation trophy award 22 years in a row.

What’s The Automotive World’s Greatest Unfulfilled Promise?

“If you think this engine only has 1940's tech, you’re fucking retarded.” 

No Sucker Punch? 

I’m talking about configuration specifically in the Gladiator ,which is what the conversation is about.

There are no actual buyers because it doesn’t exist. 

If you want a manual you will almost certainly have to order it built. It takes about 6 weeks or so.

Too much cab. Not enough bed. Give us a regular cab with a 6 foot box option. 

Did they write ‘honky lips’ on the passenger rear quarter?

And in NYC the bed will be a public garbage can and will be filled with new and interesting trash every day.

Is this basically the same thing that Porsche called the Sport-O-Matic that they put in the old 912?

Jeeps look better dirty.

The price is cheap. If you want to have something different for the sake of being different - go for it. I’ll pass.

“And who is Jason Tochinsky?”

That’s a fine looking group of passengers. They look like the United Colors of Benetton models dressed in their Gap clothes.

This feels like something they’re throwing out there because they *have* to. Like a damn homework assignment. 

Nothing says luxury like a giant discount.

I find it odd that there seems to be quite a large number of Jalops that are not comfortable with a wrench in their hands, which is weird for a car enthusiast site.

I think a Ghibli is a cross between a gerbil and a guinea pig. Pretty sure that’s correct.