Voodoo economics. 

It takes a lot of fuzzy math to get to $100 billion.

That car looks like it just smelled something awful. 

“…the seller claims more than $7,000 in parts having gone into it over the course of the past seven years ownership”

Sometimes it amazes me that this is a car enthusiast site. Boy howdy, I sure love being a passenger. You know what else is awesome? Sitting at a stoplight - love it.

I wanted them to name it Penny Robinson. 

It kind of looks like a Jaguar XJ in profile if you ignore the hunchback part of it.

Don’t do it. You’ll miss the live rear axle. 

Maybe. But when I worked at Porsche they would get their undies in a twist over using super specific tires - that weren’t anything special.

“ The car needed a set of special snow tires, shipped from Germany, before I was allowed to drive it.”

I guess it depends on where you are. I see plenty of Sprinter vans but they are all delivery vehicles.

If it came here it would probably really cost $125K and all of 4 people would buy one.

You forgot attainability. They’re available at all price levels starting at dirt cheap.

I don’t really trust GM. Stop.

“I really like Citroën’s commercial trucks...”

The 912, 914, and early 924 get a lot of hate. They didn’t need the Panamera to attain objectively terrible.

Do you need a permit to explode a rocket? 

I mangled this thing all to hell. Wanna buy it? 

My heat stopped working in my car. I had to replace the heater blower engine. 

That doesn’t look like something that got leaked out. It looks like something that got squeezed out.