Maybe. But when I worked at Porsche they would get their undies in a twist over using super specific tires - that weren’t anything special.

“ The car needed a set of special snow tires, shipped from Germany, before I was allowed to drive it.”

I guess it depends on where you are. I see plenty of Sprinter vans but they are all delivery vehicles.

If it came here it would probably really cost $125K and all of 4 people would buy one.

You forgot attainability. They’re available at all price levels starting at dirt cheap.

I don’t really trust GM. Stop.

“I really like Citroën’s commercial trucks...”

The 912, 914, and early 924 get a lot of hate. They didn’t need the Panamera to attain objectively terrible.

I mangled this thing all to hell. Wanna buy it? 

My heat stopped working in my car. I had to replace the heater blower engine. 

That doesn’t look like something that got leaked out. It looks like something that got squeezed out.

That’s the 2020 Mitsubishi Starion reboot.

There’s only so much you can do with this premise. The dude needs a van - just get a van. The whole point, as I see it, is really just to get the comments section going.

$80K gets you a nice F150, and gold paint is cheap. 

“I’d totally rock an Impulse.”

“Renault Thinks It Can Work It Out”

“Why does every performance car have to look like a teenagers wet dream?”

“ I see the opposite to that often too. “Must sell” “Moving sale” “Want gone this weekend”.”

I remember the “Handling by Lotus” on some old Isuzu car models. Yep, that’ll sell em’.

‘No rush to sell’ is just a bitch-ass way to say you are firm on the price.