That angry face fascia actually makes me giggle. 

LOL. I don’t like gold wheels. Mine were silver and they are in storage because I have (black) Prodrive wheels on the car. Also, the gold wheels were a no cost option. 

Only $2K for gimmicky decals that will make me special? Sign me up!

“When talk turns to Japanese off-roaders you can be excused if your thoughts turn immediately to the most common—and once a commoner’s choice—the Toyota Land Cruiser.”

Crane was from Harbor Freight. 

Try automotive tech uniforms that are 100% polyester and are cleaned in a fluid that’s basically brake cleaner, smells like formaldehyde, and always comes back with some weird white sandy shit in the pockets. The white sand crap is part of the ‘cleaning’ process where the uniforms are pretty much sandblasted.

The people that buy these cars at ridiculously inflated prices are to blame as well. Just because you have the money, doesn’t mean you should allow the dealer to gouge you.  

“...if you get in a minor fender-bender replacements can be in the thousands of dollars.”

I guess I’m just an unsophisticated dolt, but I don’t care for all the artsy-fartsy photos. Just let me see the car like it would look in person.

IDK - I think in this case, being slang, I believe ‘sike’ is more correcter.

“We want to do it right because we’ve got a very powerful story to tell”

Word on the street is that if you want to buy a Hellcat powered dodge, you also have to take a Dart.

Keep the Town Car. 

I’d be willing to chip in for a fund to keep Peugeot out of the states. We just don’t have the breakdown lane infrastructure.

I buy both new and used vehicles. 

My truck looked like that in my driveway yesterday morning.

Stating that ‘Kinja is broken’ is like stating that your Holley carburetor is out of adjustment - of course it is. 

One model year old with 40K miles on it? I’d say that’s why you got such a deal. 

So at 5'7" does that make Erica the tallest person at Jalopnik? 

“who walks their cat?”