That 2017 Subaru isn’t much less than a brand new one. I am honestly confused why anyone would buy a used one that is priced so close to a new one. 

“I wish more people would leave their damn kids at home...”

“Luckily for me, a cat parent, my feline child would never accompany me to a dealership if I ever went to one...”

I think the most important takeaway is to always come to a complete stop before picking your nose.

High waist bell bottoms FTW! 

This place is fucked up in new and different ways every day. I do or don’t have the ability to quote depending, seemingly, on wind speed and barometric pressure.

It’s pretty much what I expect an entry level car to look like. 

They should contact Mitt Romney. He has binders full of women. 

I guess Xzibit went to work for Cadillac.

For subwoofers I was partial to JL Audio, Diamond Audio, and MTX. MTX only if they were sealed/ported - their free air stuff was trash.

“Reducing China’s IP theft is a pretty good thing. Now lets see if it actually happens.”

Back when swapping in an aftermarket radio head unit was still a common thing, there was a brief period when they all went to a no knob design - just flat buttons. The flat button controls were the touch screen of its day. People hated it. Eventually, they all went back to having, at the very least, a volume knob. I…

All colors are like that. They save money by not spraying color on the underside.

Now we can all drive our GT500's good.

I get a new Ram every 2 or 3 years. I’m talking Mopar specifically; not Fiat.

“...the engine is reliable, but the rest of FCA’s build quality tends to leave something to be desired.“

Toyota vehicles have been some of the best used vehicles to buy since Toyota vehicles were first available used.

He will after he finds out the pressure plate or something else is the wrong part for the application.

It’s throw away money. Personally, I would throw my money away on something else.

I want to put that wrap on my truck. People will think I’m driving a top secret prototype.