90's Fox or SN95? I had an 81 Fox with a straight 6 that got great mileage...before I swapped the 351 into it.

Yup, that’s a German Mustang. You can tell by the lack of a proper transmission.

Cadillac buyers...

I like how it looks, but the hood scoops/vents and the dual stripes look odd together on the white car.

I’m pretty sure this is how they looked originally.

That’s a Lamborghini that they were converting to a Fiero. 

Get off your high horse. It was a joke. Saying it is insulting to Cubans is just you looking for something to be offended by. 

As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody wanna see second prize? Second prize’s a set of steak knives. Third prize is you’re fired.

Apparently, they couldn’t find a cartoonishly oversized tux to hide his giant belly. 

Evil Empire? No. No one thinks that. It is, however, a rather evil regime. Not North Korea evil, but not exactly clean either.

Bloomberg’s got an interesting opinion piece, saying Nissan is probably better off going solo...

It looks like a computer mouse made to look like a car.

It’s not that I think they are bad vehicles, I just see them as blah vehicles. They are the ultimate milquetoast machine. Also, I am aware that they have their hot-shit sporty versions and all. They just don’t click with me.

Even if Tesla put an occupancy sensor in the driver’s seat the dummies would probably put a sandbag there. 

...Just ask Chekov

I looked quick and thought it was an SEL T05. 

The real catch is you would be stuck driving a Volvo.

The Volvo is blah, but that’s Volvo’s trademark. I love the styling of the XJ. 

Toyota sort of half-ass tried the same thing with the Paseo. That didn’t work either.

Is it available in iron deficiency turd brown? I like my super cars to be low profile; don’t want to attract any undue attention.