But a Civic being eligible for a historic plate isn’t going to make its value go up. All Ferrari models eventually go up in value. The Dino, which technically wasn’t a Ferrari, was once the dog-shit model nobody wanted and could be had for short money. They are way up in value now.

Sad that this is low.... I had the chance to buy one of 3 of these, in MUCH nicer shape about 10 years ago for $10k less.

Armor-All is the Brylcreem of cars.

Every time I am searching ads for a used shit box Maserati these things clog up my results. 

If that were geographically closer to me I would definitely take a serious look at it. 

There are many things from the 80's and 90's that I have nostalgia for. This is not one of them. Someday I will likely have nostalgia for the C7 and maybe the C6, but the C4 never clicked with me.

Plus, you get ///M Performance wheel bags.

I’ll take the engine. You can keep the rest of it.

I think there is a degree of dementia, but really he’s just stupid. He always has been. When has he not functioned on the level of a child? 

I was going to make a Toyoglide joke. Butt fuck it.  

Can they really be considered waterproof if they are all holes?

It’s British - the odometer broke at the 7 mile mark. 

It’s so British the odometer doesn’t work. 

What I don’t get is why don’t the horses tow their own damn trailer? I mean they’re horses ffs - isn’t that what they do?

It honestly looks like something some teenage kids made in their backyard. 

I think the correct term for what Ben Shapiro would do would be ‘assturbate’.

I’ve heard of the Boston marathon, the New York marathon, and the... Yep, that’s it - I’m out of marathons.

WTF with those goddamned wheels? Jebus. Someone did that on purpose.

David is right. Commando.