I bought my 2004 STI when they first came out. At that time a 300 hp, AWD, Impreza that could do 0-60 in 4.6 right off the showroom floor was bonkers. 15 years later the horsepower is 341 in the hottest trim. C’mon, Subaru, go bonkers again. At least hit 400 hp.

Soccer moms would be all over that if they made an earth version.

When most of us think of Mitsubishi in the U.S., we think of the old days:

He asked if VW would take Subaru’s lunch money, not if anyone in New England owned a VW.

Thanks. I feel so much better now. 

Not in New England. Volkswagen’s shitty reputation alone would preclude that.

Why are the floor plan and the photo a mirror reverse? 

He’s good at coloring books, finger painting, and blocks. Anything else is beyond his developmental capabilities.

She looks a little like Maria Bamford.

I’m more interested in the property. Beautiful house.

I’m ok with a TT shooting brake, especially in RS trim.

Quick, somebody put a UZ Toyota V8 in one. You’ll have the acclaim of being first. 

It’s $192K, so I’m guessing it is a limited run.

Does it have to look stupid?

Recharge your house all night, but then the car is dead in the morning?

Boy-Racer wing has to go. I don’t care if it’s functional. 

Only if Emerson Fittipaldi is coming back.

The ‘gas, grass, or ass’ bumper sticker will need to be updated though. 

Nice Jaguar. ;)

or Nissan...or Hyundai...or any other whatever aero-blob car.