Best Eclipse:

Makes me think of the Manx SR2

I didn’t mention the 370z convertible though, mainly because I had to look it up to see if they still made it...

Of course it’s Florida. 

F Types start at $60K. 

This is not a hairdresser’s car.

The service animal thing has been abused so badly. I wonder what percentage of people that travel with them actually need them. I bet it is less than 1 percent, which is a number I am pulling out of my ass. 

I often see that type of wear on the bolster in cars that heavier people have to sort of sit down into. Higher vehicles like trucks get that wear on the outer lower part of the seat from heavy people. My guess is the previous owner is a bit husky. 

They should just build them in Dubai, since that’s where most of them will be sold.

It’s a Lancer, so yes, it is an Eclipse. 

Are you sure those are wheels? They look like wheel covers.

I bet those are fun to clean.

When I was in Sarajevo I saw a Yugo towing a Golf

The Chevy Sprint was also available at the time and being a rebadged Suzuki they were much better than a Yugo.

The Hyundai Excel came to market in the USA at the same time and had a retail price of $4995. It was 25% more expensive but at least triple the quality of the Yugo. Sorry, the Yugo was really bad. 

Old and ugly is a GM design language. 

Can someone explain to me the double-press thing? Is that what the x2 means? Why is this a thing? Why can’t you just press it once to open stuff?

That’s just a TT with an Erebuni body kit on it. 

...to remedy that we should all drive 3/4 tons lifted and with 600hp?

Obviously, it would become Blanberry sauce.