Yep. You can get a little Toyota Yaris with a manual, so nobody want’s it.

You know he looked in the mirror before he left the house - and he still left the house looking like that.

You wouldn’t have bought one anyway. 

Side note: I think Leno is losing it. He makes mistakes all the time on Leno’s garage, but he has been bad lately. The last couple I watched he said stuff that was beyond wrong and into the realm of flat out stupid.

My first car was a V8 Mustang. Of course, at that time, that meant that I could break the bias-ply tire loose and screech the tire really loud if I really got on it.

I know they don’t look the same, but it gives me an Oldsmobile Aerotech vibe.

LOL. I pay zero attention to minivans, so I’ll take your word for it. 

True, but regardless of how good a warranty is, being stranded by the side of the road is not fun.

For $31,500?

For a few bucks more, you could have a brand new VW Atlas

The lift gate has a ‘sport’ emblem, so obviously the vehicle is trick or treating too. 

There is a whole Freakanomics podcast dedicated to the mattress store subject.

Same problem with most pickups - too many doors. 

Is it available without the luxury polyester on the seats and steering wheel?

You’ll understand once you make it to that level in the game.

Yup. It’s pretty much the same car but with better ingress/egress. 

Broncos.

I wish to lodge a formal complaint if this isn’t the COTD. 

That’s factory installed rust. It’s like buying pre-ripped jeans.

Low expectations are the key to achieving your goals.