I prefer the burble of a good old American cross plane crank. 

I’d advise 80,000 condoms.

It’s an imaginary vehicle. You can make it electric if you want. Mine is powered by taco farts.

Their pizza is terrible. 

I’m all for cheap project cars, but it would need to be a project where I would want the end result.

This isn’t exactly a ringing endorsement. They are prone to self-destruct over and over…but after a while you get really good at fixing them. lol 

This is a good example of the production vehicle looking way better than the prototype.

I have high hopes for ‘Hold The Dark’, which actually comes out 9/28, because I like Jeremy Saulnier stuff. 

It mades 500 horsepower.

I’m guessing the grass is wet. Wet or even damp grass can be crazy slippery. 

Tesla’s aren’t cars. They’re ‘lifestyle devices’. Elon needs lifestyle device haulers not grubby car haulers.

I’m all for straight sixes, but that car is ass-ugly inside and out.

“You know, what I really need is a really hard ride that is loud, just to save 40lbs”

I couldn’t disagree more. I love the matte finish.

My company has an office in Florida and one in MA. One of our FL guys came up for a week and was terrified of navigating a roundabout. He thought it was pure crazy. A guy from FL talking about somewhere else being crazy; wow.

They’re still trying to figure out who Lefty Lucy is.

Hang around body shops where there is a half of a car over here and a half of a car over there and guys with too much spare time - you’ll see some amazing stuff.

I want.

I know you aren’t joking, because when I was in middle school all the kids used to joke about how our bus driver always smelled like alcohol. Nobody was ever alarmed - that’s just the way it was. 

She only did it because she was too drunk to drive herself.