I always worry about any car when the owner is running valve covers with the PCV hole just sitting there, open.

some new hinge bushings are in order.

The exterior ‘styling’ is basically that of a generic ‘car’. Take the logos off and the average person would not even be able to identify the make, never mind the model.

It has a transmission tunnel for what seems like no reason

I can honestly say that I have never owned a bad airplane.

I’m guessing Petrozzi isn’t black. Try doing that shit while being black.  

Nerd!

I for one appreciate the content ratio of 50% facts to 50% jabs at the president of this article.

...designed to protect the Leader of the Free World(™) in a crisis

I gotcha. Personally, I see the ugly of the D-100 as more of a feature than a bug. I definitely agree about the character, for some vehicles, ugly works.

1987 Dodge D-100 - Ugly

There are better ways to piss off Porsche people. Ways that don’t make you look like a yokel. 

Yep. That one caught my eye.

Can face blindness apply to model names? 

Technically, sure. Personally, I reserve the term dealership to new car franchises with full service facilities and a parts department. I know a used car lot is technically a ‘dealership’, but when someone says ‘dealership’ to me I don’t envision Uncle Louie’s Used car lot. Seems not be the case here on Jalopnik…

Why no mention of the dealer name (which I’m sure is just a second rate used car lot)?

A team that beats their chest every year, but hasn’t won crap in a half a century. 

So don’t drive it into things.

not ordinary cars, but a host of supercars...