“Scott:

This is from a post on Deadspin from 2012 about the Eagles and I think it is one of the funniest things I have ever read here:

Oddly, not on Cam last year. Oddly.

That’s football. Big people run into each other at high speeds.

Love the immediate “hey that’s fair footbaw!” defensiveness from the commentator. Lay that hit on Braydayyyyy and see how fast you get suspended

Smokes & Diet Cokes

I take it you didn’t actually read the list, since a single dealer in Florida has four.

Truly, we live in a golden age when we complain that sports cars “only have 335 HP.”

I’ll take “unnecessary design decisions that lead to a crick in my neck” for 500, Alex.

McMaster Carr is like Amazon for engineering nerds.

I’d been using a piece of PVC pipe, passed down to me from the truck’s previous owner like a sacred talisman, to hold the rear window up when I loaded the rig with groceries...

Username checks out.

I’m probably focusing on the wrong part of the article, but seriously... Cover charges just to get into a restaurant? What the hell????

I take it you didn’t spot the C6 Corvette? You know that guy spent like 14 hours making sure his dude-this-will-totally-be-a-collectible-someday mass-produced Chevy was super clean before put any miles on it. Wouldn’t want to depreciate it after all...

“I can afford the car but I still evade taxes”

Montana plates LMAO.

Reads that there’s going to be a Pagani meet and thinks, “well, I own a Ferrari, not just any Ferrari, a 458 Italia so.....”

He hasn’t caught shit from fans for at least 7-8 years. I forgave him about a decade ago, but recently have begun hating him again for being so self-righteous about his privacy, while still giving statements through his lawyer. He’s like an “anonymous” donor.

Ha, he’s seriously checking how his pic came out and totally not phased by the flying 1.5 ton beast landing mere feet from him. Agreed, I’d have a blurry photo and wet pants if it were me.

That’s some seriously chitty-chitty-bang-bang air! Anybody else notice how chill the camera guy was after the car landed? I’d have been running for my life.