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I feel like they’re allowed if they just kicked a career long FG to win on the road against a team that has historically owned his school.

Sure, marijuana abuse is 10 weeks, but if he’d said he was abusing Mary Jane, he’d have seen 2 or 3 weeks, tops.

The shit doesn’t fall far from the ass.

Jesus Christ I want to punch them so bad. It’s a satisfaction that would nourish me through prison.

What a good boy, shitting outside.

“Tesla demands a trial by jury

It’s a Crosstrek competitor at the price of an Outback, and to Tom’s point, that will be an issue.

Wow, where have I been? Next thing you’ll tell me is that the Republican party nominated Donald Trump as their presidential candidate!

No, a motorcycle usually goes through a multi million dollar design process so that it’s pieces don’t come off when driving down the road.

Kill yourself

This is cringe worthy even without the trailer/trailer loading.

No doubt the GTI is better, but the MINI actually has character. Kind of like how everyone prefers the wacky Focus RS to the objectively better Golf R.

OH YEAH BRO? OH YEAH? I GET LAID ALL THE TIME BY 10/10 MODELS SO OFTEN I CONSTANTLY HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL TO GET MY FLUIDS REPLACED. I’M LIKE THE BRAKES OF AN AARP MEMBER’S CAR BRO JUST SPLOOSHING EVERYWHERE. I’M BASICALLY BANGING GIRLS LEFT AND RIGHT, AND I HAD TO HAVE MY WIENER REGISTERED AS A WEAPON BECAUSE I

Nothing highlights the fact that your head looks like the tip of an orange penis quite like a white tie on a white shirt.

Except Wentz is 2-0 and Prescott is not.

Carson Wentz will win Super Bowl MVP this year, fuck you.

The more I try to figure out what this guy’s doing, the more I confuse myself. I’ll leave it with this. FYI, you shift the compound stick from Lo to Direct to Hi, the opposite of how you’d expect.

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How much more juice do you really need?