Why does being in a union make you more deserving of a job then these particular idiots?

Mommas don’t let your babies play football as babies, either. This case is important because it shows that it’s not necessarily a long career in the NFL that does it — the damage done when playing peewee, high school, and college count, but no one talks about it. Scary shit.

Texas: You don’t need a registration or a state permit for your gun, but OOOOOOOO you’re in big trouble if we catch you with an expandable baton.

You only find winter shitty because you live in a place with shitty winters. Here in Denver we’ll get six inches and it’ll be melted by the next day, and then the next week is 52 and sunny every day. Repeat every two weeks.

Well, if a blizzard did hit the Midwest there would at least be stories running on the national news networks about how the East Coast is bracing for the blizzard that’s currently over the Midwest.

I’m making a baked ziti tonight for my neighbor: THE GUY WHO LOVES HIS MOTHERFUCKING SNOWBLOWER. He’s a beautiful maniac with the thing, and I’m gonna make sure he doesn’t have to cook for two goddamned days.

Let it snow!

I wouldn’t call live games completely DVR proof. Sure nobody dvr’s the Super Bowl, but the best way to watch a night game is to record it and start watching it a half hour or so after it starts. That can get you to the beginning of the 3rd quarter without having to watch any commercials.

You’ll pry the reply-all button from my cold, dead hands.

You know how people keep complaining about having their comments grayed?

You definitely use clips for this amount of weight. His two issues were (1) ego lifting and (2) using bad equipment. In competitons, either OLY/Strongman/Powerlifting, a clip or clamp is always used to secure the weight. This guy had no chance in hell of squatting this even if it had stayed on.

Here’s a Juicebox. You can go sit in the Sissy pen... I mean the “Safe Zone” while your feelings soothe for me saying something that you don’t like. After 20 years, if you haven’t managed to get your life together, you’ll get a free sticker and a government stipend. Congratulations.

Some people just crave attention more than drivability.

pretty sure everyone who’s driven one of the three hybrid hypercars which you called “less exciting” said they’re the most exciting cars they’ve ever driven. also blanket statements like “filthy rich guys are not car enthusiasts” don’t serve your argument well at all. i can name 5 off the top of my head, one of them…

its said to be owned by a member of the Abu Dubai ruling family, Sultan Bin Rashed Al Nahyan.

Fox will say it was Iran.

We all know this is Obama’s fault.

All you need to do now is find a way to blame this on Russia.

Because ‘sound’ is what we need.

Perhaps it’s because a friendly police department may have deleted things that are part of the public record, which is against the law.