Actually this is the dude at the dinner party who looks pretty normal but benches twice his weight, has a three figure income, plays piano competitively, and who your wife wishes she married.

I want to know more about the red Bud Light can.

You absolutely are allowed to not like them. However, them being terrible, and you not liking them are two different things.

So- you don’t like them because they don’t do specific things that you want. Do you also hate motorcycles because they’re not good at moving your couch?

60 mph on a dirt road is lots of fun but it’s not offroading.

“It’s a lease!” He said as he extended his right foot forward on the accelerator.

Good lord guys, Jaromir Jagr isn’t THAT young.

Patiently wait for global warming and rising sea levels to swallow the airstrip?

This is all the proof you really need.

Jaromir Jagr

I really, really hate these cars.

still not cool

Should have just hit a woman instead, he’d have no trouble getting back on the field.

No. Driving with your highs on is way worse. You don’t create a safety situation when you type in all caps. It just looks stupid.

Happiness is low-range and the perfect application of throttle. [Image: Nan Palmero/Flickr]

But it’s still a Golf FWD....

Named after Oxia Palus, a zero-latitude zero-longitude area on Mars, the Oxia was designed and created by stylists at Peugeot’s La Garenne research center in France, the Oxia was powered by a 680-horsepower transversely-mounted V6 engine, and had a top speed of over 200 miles per hour. The exterior was made of carbon…

Insult using the word “pussy” reassures what I may think about your IQ.

I dare you Doug. I double dare you to get a Brodozer. Any infact. You can find one on the net with endless options, and prices. Resale will be easy with all the bros out there.

So its a 5/8 ton truck?