McBride is also a service they offer at Las Vegas area McDonald’s.

Don’t forget wrestling in the outfield to decide who gets to pick up the ball and throw a high arc lob over the second baseman’s head.

My little league team is way ahead on this one. Been doing it for years.

“Two people occupying the same position? It’s been done.”

“don’t be black”

Normally, this would be a great innuendo-filled headline, but with Juan Uribe, it could be taken one way due to his body type.

I believe Fritz Peterson and Mike Kekich did something similar with the Yankees back in the 70s

Liz Warren was solidly in the “offended” camp.

The poll was called into question when 90 out of 100 surveyed found Coldplay an appropriate choice to play at the Super Bowl.

Apex Predator, you say?

Someone would like to have a word with you, Tom....

“Hey, maybe you’ve heard of me, I'm pretty cool.”

This is a remarkably long article for something that can be summed up by saying, “Impossible - Radiohead is godawful noise.”

“You mean the basketball ring?”

This is like on the RAW after WrestleMania this year when JBL said at the top of the show, “these crowds are insane, they boo the people they normally cheer and cheer the people they normally boo, all part of the fun!”, to try and explain why WWE fans have been booing the fuck out of a Roman Reigns for how long now?

Goodell: [shakes Tunsil’s hand] Pretty exciting night for you so far, huh?

So you are saying that Fox Sports is TNA?

If there is only one thing Trump knows, it's how to run a football league.

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He says a doctor told him his frontal lobe looks like “someone who has fallen off the top of a house, on to the front of his head, or going through a windshield of a car several times.” But even that, the doctor said, was “decent...for an NFL football player” who played for 13 years. Thomas then added, “But then I…

Same here. Dammit!