“Earlier today, Sports Illustrated and Fox Sports announced a “multiyear advertising and editorial agreement,” as per the Wall Street Journal, an arrangement that can only be read as two listing giants seeking to prop each other up.”

In his defense, mebbe DJT was referring to this:

‘At least he wasn’t a FIRST rounder. Now THAT’S some pressure...’

Or could you somehow clone the DNA of all four of them together, sorta like:

Is that ‘virgin’ as in ‘I haven’t had sex’ virgin, or Virgin, as in ‘I work for Richard Branson’ Virgin...?

“So just what the Hell does it take to be a ‘proven breeder’?”

Two things plainly obvious: Jericho is a consummate professional (as far as the sports entertainment profession is concerned) and Brock Lesnar is and always will be Brock Lesnar.

Ultimate has come a long way, I guess. If my college ultimate team in the ‘80's would have received $1500, it would have likely all went to its weed de—-, er, consultant...

Maybe if MY dad woulda come out and told me that just ONCE...

‘A radio host exploiting racial stereotypes? Ain’t THAT some shit...?

Goatface?

Or as my late father used to say - ‘Creates headlines like corduroy pillowcases...’...

Did you say headlines? Very punny....

As a Sox fan, I am not surprised by any stupidity attributed to Cubs...

You bet Jurassic!

Nah. I’d get pulled over on Day 1, the cops would run a dog around it and I’d get harangued for some dope he left in it sometime in the ‘00's...

So she’s a relief...catcher...?

“Hey, is the safety o——”

They’re the Cubs. They only fear black cats and non-descript nebbish fans attempting to catch foul balls that presumably their left fielder would have otherwise caught but for said nebbish’s interference.

‘Yeah, baby!’