Lochte explaining to local Olympic fans exactly how the robbery took place:

I recall Steven Tyler getting flamed back in the ‘70's for claiming that Indiana’s main crop was dirt. It was a funny line, but it didn’t help him much when he played with Aerosmith at the Notre Dame ACC. Coulda been the batch of H he was snorting off of Joe’s amp, tho...

Terre Haute smelled like a lingering fart long before its denizens discovered shake-n-bake meth production. Can’t imagine it now...

Keep in mind that most of Indiana is the way it is because most of the towns and cities from Kokomo on down are/were formed by someone deciding that some nondescript spot in the middle of a cornfield somewhere would be a good place for a factory. At this point, said company solicits within a few hours radius of the…

I gotta go with water polo, insofar as it seems akin to those things you see in An Officer And A Gentleman or those Marine/Navy Seal movies where they’re treading water for some ungodly period of time.

Her lawsuit is bogus and should be summarily dismissed. But that doesn’t stop the fact that the most representative Shaun White penis pic is the one just below the headline of this article...

Quite the treasure trail...

“Good thing they didn’t examine MY catalog...”

I see what you did there...

Was it not level because of him being better at the doping than the rest?

Umm, I agree. Should I feel guilty?

Goon is the 2nd best hockey movie ever. Slap Shot will never lose that title.

You didn’t have to proceed any further from the headline past Cutler’s picture in all reality.

Where is Mickey Goldsmith when you need him...?

Casting my ballot...

Can I suggest anything Letterkenny or Letterkenny Problems on YouTube? It’s Canadian, but funny anyhow.

Damn, bro <hack>. That sucks. <cough> Mebbe if you’da went a bit higher in the draft, y’know..? <hack cough>

The concept of a ‘women’s coxless pair’ seemed somewhat redundant to me...