Desculpe, pessoal. Parque está fechado. Moose na frente deveria ter dito ...

‘Whaaaa....?’ - The bird in the photo

Until there’s an uneven parallel bars for MEN at the Olympics or any other gymnastics event, this aggression shall not stand...

Well, that, and $400mil being tendered and 4 hostages being released immediately thereafter. Have no idea why anyone would call it a ‘ransom’....

+1 C.....O-O-L. He gots a brass watah bed...

Yup. AND he’s a jackass...

+1 for the Peter King drooling imagery. Entirely too real and cannot be washed from the brain, even with Clorox...

“I am not a biologist by any means but these owls routinely have excessive amounts of babies,” Johnson says. “There is something they like here.”

Put me in, Coach! Oh, you meant DAK Attack...

I’d like to think it’s the Lloyd Christmas chance of which you speak. But, no, would not be surprised...

Where’s Bill Murray when you need him...?

Probably more like the guy Jonah played in Superbad...

+1

If that happens, it will put a new spin on the concept of a ‘shitshow’...

The midpoint of this:

+1 Best here

Was it the same guy that drugged him before the Silva fight...?

The best bumper sticker evuh.

New biathlon event for 2020 Olympics