This is tomatoface. don’t engage.

That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t actually know enough about stars to dispute it.

And give the bar that nice smokey smell and let that smoke go into the sky where it turns into stars.

Locomotive Jones was high on illegal dope that night! Locomotive Jones realized what a mistake he had made in inhaling the noxious fumes of such a repugnant mind-controlling device, which had temporarily filled Locomotive Jones with kindness, good vibes, and general happiness, and Locomotive Jones was thoroughly…

Yeah, but the man has a history of this kind of thing....

What is it with Nicholas Cage and panties on his head?

I could have sworn that we tried that before...

And so it begins.

Must be too hard to find a Dreamcast, and who’d want to play the re-release without the original soundtrack...

Best trunk popper from the past 10 years.

VW Iltis! I’ll do a story about those soon — they’re great.

Since we’re talking about shows, have you watched any Wayward Pines? I was watching a little while ago and couldn’t figure out what the vehicles the military uses are. What are they?

I had given my e34 to a valet once, and when I got it back, it had the worst odor inside that you could imagine! Our eccentric neighbor told us that both my friend and I stank of it. Then he said he started to smell of it too. The odor seemed to attach itself to anyone who went in my car! I thought that the restaurant…

OH NO ICHIRO-SAN SKYRINU CAR IS BEHINDU!

If only this were referenced somewhere, like the article above. Oh, well, I guess it’s lost to time.

What are grassroots candidates, if not “long shots” by definition?

Damn, she is cute as hell. I would totally repeatedly regret dating her.

8. By 2020, all cars in China will be required to have lilac indicator lights instead of amber indicator lights, as the color lilac in China is traditionally associated with the process of changing direction, like the flower

So instead of working at just the Caddy factory, Johnny Cash’s alter ego worked overtime at the Ford and Pontiac plant.