8. By 2020, all cars in China will be required to have lilac indicator lights instead of amber indicator lights, as the color lilac in China is traditionally associated with the process of changing direction, like the flower

Was Johnny Cash working the line, snitching a part a day from the shop? Supplying the mish-mash of parts for this weird car.

So instead of working at just the Caddy factory, Johnny Cash’s alter ego worked overtime at the Ford and Pontiac plant.

I feel like “HamNo and Torch Insult New Cars” could be a regular feature.

Honda Prelude.

I tend to agree with you... but with on caveat that depends on the type of junk in the car.

I'm guessing your also an active member of a HOA?

Absolutely atrocious! Horrible! Those wheels are a crime deserving of harsh punishment.

Just the lame chrome wheels should be ground for jail.

Are you saying that you’re pretty sure it’s a Lambo, dude?

That’s a wheel cover and a red taillight lens.

Whitewashing.

7/10. Your second attempt was better. I recommend more exclamation points, it works for Trump.

Damn right cops are afraid to shoot. They’re trained not to fire when surrounded by a bunch of people. It would be irresponsible for anyone with a firearm to shoot in a crowded area.

5/10

Not enough upgrading armor sequences.

The Mustang owner later apologized, claiming he didn’t actually see the motorcycle, only the rider.

Are you ever going to replace those burnt out turn signal bulbs?

Dude, the doggy Subaru commercial gave me the feels once I realized it was a bucket list for his old dog. *wipes tear away*