I have to think that all the Jalops that hail from Texas, actually hail from Austin. There is a difference.

Something tells me this was a genius customer service scheme to allow the devs to reapond to glitches by suggesting players eat shit and die.

I might’ve gone retro instead. :)

Not liking things because they’re hipster is the ultimate hipster.

Ask and ye shall receive.....

I imagine this conversation goes on between the driver and the navigator about once every three minutes:

Citroen 2CV

I would tell him, "Youabian ridiculous."