I am shocked, shocked I say, that the cops might do favors for the rich and powerful.

Players' contracts are terminated when they are transferred essentially giving the players veto rights to any transfer. Now compare that to the trade-system in North American sports and tell me which reminds you more of a cattle market.

Bridgewater: Two things Christian Ponder couldn't hit if he fell out of a fucking boat.

And this comment here is a great example of the fundamental differences between how European and American sports fans view their favorite teams.

Further English football fan power reading:

"I don't want children walking near 'internet people' meeting."

Jessica Williams is a treasure, and I hope she'll continue to be on The Daily Show for many, many years to come.

Yep, everything about that scooter screams "Lifestyle You Wish You Had. Other People Have Children Who Love Their Superior Wooden Toys. Who Understand What Kind Of Parent They Are. The Parent They Deserve To Be. Not Like You. You And Your Little Loser Monster Who Actually Loves Cheap Plastic Crap. No Matter How Many…

Did you see what this gem is filed to? OMG, so much win.

The one thing I've learned after 4 kids is to never spend more than 20 bucks on a toy. The excitement always wears off within a month. But what do you expect with creatures who eat crayons and spend half their time trying to take their clothes off?

Neil Walker

Roberto Demente

Andrew McCrutchen

Hunter Pensioner

"It's definitely some hippie s—-," Gordon says.

Never do coke with a horse. Have you seen the size of their nostrils? They hoover that shit right up.

[tentatively raises hand]

If she's suing for the funds it will take to relocate her family and keep them afloat until new jobs are found, I'll allow it. That seems like an expense that is necessary for this child's well-being that would not have been necessary but for the mixup. If she's suing for emotional distress, she can get bent.

Someone tried: