Marilyn Hagerty is still hotter than me, and I've come to terms with it thank you goodbye.

I was going to say Hemingway. She would have sounded exactly like him if she'd talked more about drinks and ended up fucking Miguela.

This is sweet little old lady for "Go fuck yourselves, smug internet pricks" and it is awesome.

The sad irony of this, of course, is that Taylor's death had at least as much to do with him being a millionaire who lived in a big house as it had to do with him being a young black man. That is to say, the guys were robbing the house because it was big and they figured there'd be lots of valuable shit in it. …

Thank you. I'll say it- Fuck you, Unity Valkyrie Mitford.

fo' sho'

Simmons gave a minor critique of his employer, and maybe went slightly beyond the bounds of what can be reported with 100% certainty in line with "journalistic standards", and he gets suspended for 3 weeks.

Naw, dick.

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

That's Peregrine son of Paladin, Thain of the Shire, Prince of the Halflings, Guard of the Citadel, Knight of Gondor, Councillor of the North Kingdom.

While it might suck for Suarez, it's got to be pretty cool for the teens who are sharing the pitch, right? Maybe they'll pick up some moves.

Drunk female guests are the only reason why people show up to frat parties. Otherwise, it's just a bunch of douchebags sitting around drinking shitty beer.

Ugh, I hate the narrative that "slaves were happy and grateful" - yeah, being subject to rape, torture, starvation, and having your family and children ripped away from you sounds like something that would make people 'happy'.

Agreed, this makes me fucking crazy. It's fucked up to drop the "N" word, but it is far more problematic to me that she wanted to essentially throw slavery themed parties, having all black servers in a plantation setting. And her remarks about how happy enslaved people were. As a historian of slavery it enrages me…

"and to talk about how she's a reformed person who once used the word "nigger."

Lane Kiffin works for Alabama now, so he can claim sovereign immunity.

This has been on my mind for the longest time. Many a time white men have shown anger more than any other emotion. Just go on Tinder. It's extremely easy to piss off a white dude there. But white men have the privilege of being seen as complex human beings who aren't defined by one emotion. Not only that, white men…

Hmm...finishing fast never seems like a successful strategy for me.