This is so exciting I feel like I could headbutt something.

But we've been calling them n*$%#s for years! Everyone is fine with it!

Tell it to the neuroscientists. "The wealthy do, it turns out. And the poor, and the middle class. Parents of all ages and ethnicities do it. Mothers are just as likely to do it as fathers. It happens to the chronically absent-minded and to the fanatically organized, to the college-educated and to the marginally…

He probably did think about the baby. He probably thought about the baby being at daycare.

Damn. That was really Kewell.

He's a right footer... Think about that.

Until the Muslim in Chief is succesfully IMPEACHED and THROWN IN JAIL for his HIGH CRIMES and MISDERMEANERS against FREEDOM LOVING AMERUCICANS EVERYWHERE!

¡No sabe nada, Juan Nieves!

ATTENTION SOCCER HATERS:

Nope, CONCACAF admits to paying 18 year olds.

CONCACAF has done itself proud so far.

We need a base in Argentina.

Moral victories are nice; three points are nicer.

That's the thing about Germans: they're always seeking out more living space.

I tend to call my shit cunt an asshole.

Never feel bad for a cat, never.

Birds do that all the time to hawks, though they usually gang up. Sparrows and crows in particular will agitate the shit out of hawks to try to deter them from, you know, disemboweling one of their own. This might all be going down in the general vicinity of the mockingbird's nest, which could explain why it's just…

Thank you for your tireless dedication to journalism, sir.