I went to this wedding for a friend of mine years and years ago. He's a doctor; the now wife is a nurse; he and I went to a very prestigious college together.

Also, grits. Grits are good.

It was on Jezebel or Gawker, and yeah, that's the right accent for Durham. Why it's being posted on another gawker platform as if it were new, I'm not sure.

Ball's shadow, but that is f'ing hilarious. Lad's pretty excited about playing alongside Costa.

Dzeko's was really, really nice, particularly for a lampost. About to only way to get that ball through.

That was sexy, but Henderson's to Raheem was better.

If you wanna hang out, you've got to take her out.

I like the super-heavy cardboard cover covers.

Yes. We never had enough money for a trapper keeper (sigh), but I used to get one fancy ass mechanical pencil every year and a ton of lead, not to mention those brand spankin new, college-ruled, spiral notebooks. Going to office depot now, which I still get to do b/c I work for myself, still makes me happy (except for…

Didn't even require Raheem to take a touch. W/ the off foot, too.

This is some high level fucked up shit. What in the hell?

Considering the stop-start, commercial interrupted nature of live football games, which makes even going an exercise in tolerating boredom, wifi would be f'ing nice.

It's cool b/c you get a college education...sigh.

This whole fucking thing is so fucking stupid.

Is that the name of the office building? Remember that interchange from when I was living there, but don't remember that building, though that's probably b/c I don't remember any of the office towers there. Or maybe it wasn't there: left in '03. Not arguing: just curious. Haven't been back since '05.

I had no idea this rift even existed until the New Yorker piece a couple of weeks ago. The trans-exclusion thing makes no sense to me; the ideological underpinnings of that position seem pretty baseless to me.

It's the right accent for that part of NC, but that's not the chapel at the end of the video. Not that it matters.

That is fair for both of those movies. I don't think there's anything Ritchie's directed that I haven't enjoyed; even the crappy ones. When is Rocknrolla 2 coming....

I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones.

Zach Braff is a hack. Never will understand why people like him so much. Also, we get it, Zach, you once read walt whitman and you, too, like to celebrate yourself.