Real is worth 3.4 billion, conservatively. 2.3 bn for the Cowboys. Barca is worth 3.2 billion.

The first touch was better than the strike.

What the f-ck. I fucked up the recording on my dvr. Any of y'all know if there's gonna be a replay? Can't believe they won.

Haven't had any cases in Gilmer County, but I like Elijay as a general matter. Gorgeous spot.

It's not, but that game sounds hilarious, though I have no idea how to play it.

That doesn't just go to Updike or Roth every year?

A good friend of mine wrote some shit like this in college for a fiction class; still can't pin her down on whether it was a joke or serious. When she read it out loud it was...mesmerizing. Wish she'd gotten a book deal instead of becoming a lawyer b/c she was / is fuckin hilarious.

That is very, very true, and one of the main reasons I cannot stand doing criminal defense work.

not a verdict. just charges as yet, unfortunately.

As a GA resident, I can assure you they do give a f-ck in Calhoun, which....yeah.

You overcharge so that there's a greater incentive to take a plea deal.

"as everyone else's...."

Oh, the vagaries of commenting anonymously.

Hah. Nice. Using Jaws is pretty awesome trolling. I love the license to kill, but proxies are pretty f'ing fun.

That's fair.

good luck with that. the crazies are in power on both sides, so zero percent chance of that working.

/consults bible

Only if we do Complex, no auto aim, license to kill immediately after. If you pick Odd Job, you relinquish the right to be mercilessly mocked the entire game, regardless of outcome.

Get your popcorn ready - or shoot yourself in the face to avoid this discussion.

How's that sadism thing going for you?