Told her, "I have a place I would like to take you where I hung your grandpa."

or have the personal strength or literal safety to do something about it until later.

Due to the statute of limitations, Montag is only eligible to be charged with crimes that occurred after July 1st, 1996

My face when I hear his name..

saying I looked like the Devil's cupcake.

Yea, it was yellow and grey, tea length, and less than a hundred bucks. I live it and still wear it all the time. My mom hates it and has a hissy fit every single time I wear it. I am immature as fuck so I wear it around her every chance I get.

"The devil's cupcake"

of all the I Thee Dread columns, this one got the least amount of sympathy from me. I wonder how many of those brides that were so insistent to not spend a shit ton of money on a dress they didn't like picked out by someone else later turned around and stuck their bridesmaids into some horrendous $400 monstrosity that…

I was in elementary school when I announced that, if I ever got married, it would be in black. Everyone told varying degrees of no. From "you can't do that," to "you don't really want that," to "you'll change your mind" and it was basically dismissed. Thirty years later I was married in black lace. I didn't ask…

This is something I'm slowly realizing. My life dream was to be married to a great guy with an amazing career and I'd just take care of him. That was it. All I wanted. And then at 30 and a failed 9 year relationship I realized that it wasn't going to happen. So I went to grad school and started doing the types of…

This guy already looks like a dad, so presumably there is a resemblance.

My mom is three inches shorter than me and less busty/hippy. I love what my mom wore back in the day but my rear end would have to shrink for it to fit. She weighed 103 lbs the day she got married. I weighed 103 lbs when I was in fifth grade. For years, I thought that was what I was supposed to look like. (I got…

My mom made a snide comment to me when I was like 13 about my weight when I said something she had bought me 6 months previously no longer fit and she asked how much I weighed. I said 95 pounds. She exclaimed, "95 pounds?! My gosh, I weighed 98 pounds when I got married!" I must have looked crushed, and my best…

It's hard. I'm in a DA office and we mainly handle sexual abuse cases. I've been having nightmares about a case I was working on and it wasn't very violent or anything. You see the same evidence over and over again. You memorize it. You know what the witnesses said, how they felt, what happened. I'm still trying to…

I agree with all of her points. However, I do not agree with her going to prom with Joey just to piss off Bianca. What is that shit?

but what the hell do I know, I'm blogging in a bathrobe

I get feeling awkward and out of place when meeting friends of your SO or whatever, and feeling like you can't keep up. But seriously, the only way to get those people to like you, and to actually have a good time is to just dive into the conversation. Listen, react, ask questions, make connections to things you DO…