They were smaller back then...no vitamins or something.

I wore my mom's dress. As she handed over the box to me, she said, "I'm sure you will have to take it in A LOT. I was very chunky in 1968." Cut to me trying on the dress a few weeks later at the alteration place. Dress fit me like a glove. That was like delayed shade.

... and for goodness sake's, if you're offering to pay for the dress, in part or in full, do not threaten to withhold the money if the bride doesn't pick out exactly what you had in mind.

well, i went swimming the next day—24 hours later, but I had a laparoscopic procedure—in through the navel & right above the pubic bone—tiny, tiny incisions. They blew up my belly, so they could see what they were doing. Snip. A twenty minute procedure. My surgeon had literally performed 500 tubal ligations and was…

Yeah, the crazy range of coloration afterwards was interesting, but it faded after a few days. My wife was there during the procedure and I swear it hurt her more to watch. It was touching, really. Anyway, I can be a pussy when it comes to pain, but my vasectomy is certainly not on my list of most painful moments.

Yeah, it is. Took about 3 mins. Minimal discomfort. Portion of Vas deferens that was snipped looked like Ramen noodles... it was fine, really. Back to work the next day. The wife and I f*ck carefree now.

Yeah, I second cheerful_exgirlfriend. Vasectomies are awesome... AND no kidding that they're reversible. I'm a child of a reversal performed 20 years after the initial vasectomy.

Totally agree! And I NEVER spoke of the pain with my partner cuz that my pain was what, 20 minutes and then I walked out (crookedly) and was back to work on Monday! So yeah, it's not to the level women endure with their procedures or child birth. In fact at child birth as I waited for baby to come, and I was at my…

WHAT.

Thank you! I was a cute lil goblin. I enjoy digging up the really goofy pictures for TBT to embarrass my family on Facebook. I don't care if I too get humiliated in the process.

There is no point in waiting for me.

I always pee before sex because the lead up to an orgasm kinda feels like needing to pee, for me. So, ya know, I want to feel real comfortable "letting go" as it were, during the sexy times.

There are people who think masturbation in a relationship constitutes cheating. Most of us refer to those people as "complete fucking lunatics."

wut

OH MY GAWD. I totally forgot about that stuff. I had a serious mustache starting at age 10 or so and my mom would NOT let me wax it off, instead I used this crap and it literally burned the crap out of me ALL THE TIME. Plus it smelled horrible. But it was not bad enough that I would stop bleaching it- because a…

I'm down for whatever, as long as I don't wake up to a flurry of twat mist in a forest of cock shafts.

One celebrity rumour I absolutely believe is that they have their tummies tucked when they have their babies so it's camouflaged with the recovery time post birth, so when they appear a few weeks later it's to reveal their miraculous post baby bodies. Don't know why they just don't admit to it.

That doesn't count for famous people, it's like getting a manicure to them.

Sorry but JLO had the nose done.

You had the hair of my dreams, you ungrateful vixen!