Most of these aren't bad on their own, but when you take them together, he starts to sound like the Gwyneth Paltrow of politics.

There are so many things to hate about Bill Maher. My favorite is how touchy he gets any time one of his monologue jokes bomb (which is at least twice per episode.) His immediate response is to accuse his audience of being humorless and hyper-PC, when 99.9% of the time, the joke just plain isn't funny. It's among the…

I agree with this. The article says that it's especially important for Black children to be taught pride in their heritage...I actually think it might be more important for White children. Because White children are the ones who grow up thinking that everyone else is "ethnic" and they are just "normal".

I won one of these creepy fucks off the back of a box of Cheerios. He was awful and super creepy and I only had the one tape because I'm almost positive my mom wanted me to hate him so she could get rid of him ASAP. I loved that stupid bear. I tried to practice kissing on him, which wasn't a good choice, but as a…

Cricket taught me how to count in German!

#TeamRuxpin

And also Kid Sister!

Despite how much you beg him not to.

I had regular playdates with one girl in possession of a Teddy Ruxpin. Our favorite thing to do was load him with non-approved cassette tapes. Watching his creepy slow blinking while mouthing the words to George Michael's "Father Figure" was quite a singular experience.

Yeah, it was such a desirable toy until you saw one in action. It was worse when the tape player inevitably started to wind slower, and Ruxpin spoke in Satan's voice.

This doll is nothing compared to the nightmare blackhole of my childhood that was..

We have an opposite problem. Our finances are very much 100% out in the open. The lie comes when I tell her that I don't mind about her monster student loan, even though I really do. Getting a masters degree was an amazing thing to accomplish and I am very happy that it has given my wife a pronounced improvement in…

I love my husband dearly. If you asked how I'd characterize my marriage, I'd say happy and healthy; we argue, then get over it; we're on the same page about kids, retirement, lifestyle, religion — the big stuff. When we're 90 years old and can't even wipe our own asses, he's the only one I can imagine ever living with…

We're lucky enough to have similar incomes and be able to do this. We've discussed that if we ever end up in a situation where one of us isn't working or we have a big disparity or kids, we'll re-evaluate. I don't want to end up paying for all the kids stuff out of my paycheck while he's got a bank account full of…

We got married in August. When we moved in together we got a joint account that we each transferred a set amount in to cover our rent/shared bills. I guess I always assumed we'd combine everything when we got married - whether they're seperate or not, it's all "our" money. Ultimately we ended up keeping the system we…

Not sharing bank accounts means always getting surprises from Amazon in the mail

My opinion is, if you have to ask, don't.

Fair judgement, for sure. But she knew I loved it, took me there as a surprise, then we just walked across the street to the game. I loved it, really.

Can you time travel to my sophomore year of HS and let me know this? Thx

Being a man of persistence and determination, I refuse to see a romantic gesture as failed until I see a copy of the restraining order.