Your logic is flawed and here's why:

You still did not point out what point I was missing. Since the post was all about how much the coaches made and how much Harrison did not, I don't really see what else I could be missing.

Well, apparently, that's what the school thought was reasonable. And while I don't know what the women's soccer asst coach makes or receives bonuses for, wouldn't you rather compare the women's b-ball asst coach? I'm sure the coaches' salaries and bonus are respective of the money brought into the school as well.

Prop 62, passed in April 1998, allows all student athletes past Freshman year to work and earn up to the cost-of-attendance.

Okay, so why don't you point out the points I'm missing.

It doesn't matter. He would still get a 2-month salary bonus. The numbers don't matter. If the team succeeds, the coaches earn bonuses because the coaches COACHED that team to a title. You can have college-aged Shaq, Jordan and Durant on that team but if they aren't coached, if game plans aren't drawn up, if opposing…

Oh, I got the point:

Know what makes GOOD click bait? Intelligent responses to asinine articles.

Hey, Tom, you have a smudge of something on your lip there, buddy.

Well, God forbid the coaches get a bonus for actually training their kids well enough to make it all the way to the Final 4! I mean, who do they think they are? Oh, hey, you know what, NO ONE DESERVES A BONUS!! Not coaches, not salesmen, not managers in retail who hit their marks, or useless Deadspin contributors that…

That wasn't nearly as violent as the Duckduckduck Goose and Shamalayan Twist collision.

Heck, yeah. You turn half this thing into a lottery and you have wild excitement for the ones who slid in under the wire and a LOT of Schadenfreude when a lot of 7's and 8's end up in 14, 15 or 16 slots. It really would be awesome to watch AND some network gets 1-2 hours of high viewing, primetime viewing out of it.…

The good ol' days. I guess to be fair, all the good metal today is coming from overseas.

Where the FUCK is all my metal? No wonder this country is going straight to hell. Could Somebody. Please. BANG. YOUR. HEAD!!!

I love all the math and data mining. Well done, sir!

I still don't get how "Bob's your Uncle" means "everything's good."

Wise man.

John Shuster is the Tony Romo of Men's Curling.

In Russia, Canada saves the day, eh!