Everyone know what he did. He’s not shy about it.

Wasn’t Mario a carpenter in the original Donkey Kong?

Utter bullshit. Two of my very closest friends are women and they’re like my sisters. I can even look at them and say objectively that they’re attractive, but the thought of dating them gives me the same squick feeling that thinking about an actual blood relation would.

To be fair, there is no upper limit to the time you could have told me it took, I’d still be jealous.

No. You don’t get to “quickly whip up” something that cool. No.

16, isn’t it?

The couple of times I’ve been to the MCM comicon it’s always been great fun seeing the ‘normals’ get on the tube as we get further out from the Excel Centre, trying to figure out what the hell is going on!

Because if he hadn’t reacted like that, he wouldn’t have been included in a Kotaku post.

I’m glad people have latched on to the scene where Mantis touches Drax and starts crying, that was my favourite in the whole film.

I kind of see it like EVE at this point. I’m never going to be able to devote the time necessary to really get into it, but it’s fun to read about what other people are up to!

The very final scene is one of my favourite game endings ever -

You get a star because not enough people use “bellend” as an insult.

I genuinely can’t understand why people buy anything from Starbucks to be honest. It’s expensive, full of sugar, and I’m not a big coffee drinker but even I can tell the coffee is shit. If you have to have coffee in the morning (and you’re right, it’s a self-created and self-perpetuating problem - just go to bed a bit…

I’ve never understood parents selling their kid’s stuff without checking. It’s basically theft.

When I first played Persona 3 it took several days’ play (and flicking back and forth between two different guides) before I really started to get my head around it. I know that sounds daunting, but stick with it! 3 and 4 are my two favourite RPGs of all time, and I was nodding my head along with most of those tips,…

Because sites like Kotaku collect all of them and bump the advertising reach of the brand. Money, basically.

When you flush with the lid up tiny particles of...stuff are flung out to about 2m (6 feet). It’s why you shouldn’t keep your toothbrush too close to the toilet.

The N64 had a version of Starcraft released on it.

Bit of a starving artist here, so I’m used to living pretty frugally (not as much as I could, but my ‘treats’ are fairly cheap, which helps!) One thing I find really gets to people when they say they don’t have too many unnecessary expenses is getting them to calculate the long-term costs, which a lot of people don’t…

Yeah, I can never remember what day things are on so it’ll be the iplayer for me too!