Morning Rob,

Emesis basin? Excellent writing.

Hey Owen,

You didn’t post the best picture.

4402. That’s how many words they used after the car information to trick the search function into finding this ad.

Dude, go to CarMax and drive a Mustang. 

No Dice for me.

For some explicable reason when I read “on the road” and “grapes” I thought of John Steinbeck. 

That’s too much green for this machine.

If you like bridges check this out.                    https://www.turtlebay.org/sundial-bridge

If you like bridges check this out.                    https://www.turtlebay.org/sundial-bridge

SOLD!

6 owners. Why?

Either way he uses it to wipe his ass.

WTF is going on? Did anyone actually buy any of these gems?

Raise the roll bar and get a car umbrella.

Tesla’s. There everywhere. You can’t Hawk A Loogie without hitting one and they look like they were designed by Pixar. 

$11,995? There’s no F in way. This dudes electrons are shorting out.

Thank you for saving me all that typing.

Nice car. Glad it’s in Florida so I don’t have explain why there’s another wagon in the driveway.