This is something that happened when I was a student nurse doing my final clinical placement before graduation; for those who don’t know, this consists of being paired with a mentor nurse (called a preceptor) and following her hospital schedule, including the night shift. I was lucky enough to be assigned to the…

This happened when I was around seven and living in a small farm town outside of Chicago. Each night I’d go to bed and from the ceiling above me a little girl, in the shape of a shadow, would watch me. I recall she had this curly untamed hair and no facial features, but she definitely read as a little girl around my…

Wavedashing, dash dancing, L-canceling, zip smashing, trigger hopping, moon walking, short shrifting, kilt tossing, tube socking, cow tipping, wet willies, atomic wedgies, the dreaded rear admiral, front facing backwards-forwarding, back facing forwards-backwarding, yup, it’s all there!   

Oh yeah well does it address raccoon-on-raccoon violence????

Remember when we thought this would be over by summer? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

I live in the South, I’m screaming inside my fucking heart every day.

And then he does something like this...AND TOTALLY REDEEMS HIMSELF!

I think it’s more that it’s kind of irresponsible in general to imply that entire races of people can be “evil,” or “bad,” because of their ancestry or genetics. I think there is absolutely still room to apply the sort of high level morality you’re talking about to factions or larger groups, but this becomes a bit…

“Right wing drummer in band doesn’t realize rest of band are leftists” sounds like an Onion article. Does he think B.Y.O.B is about a party in the desert?

Oh my god shut the fuck up, two states out of 50 have voted. I’m an obvious Bernie supporter but just shut upppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

Unless players can fuck in zero gravity until they turn into desiccated corpses I’ll be extremely disappointed in Destiny 2.

BUWHAHAH Sueco looks like something a couple of tiktok-saavy 40 year olds assembled in a lab hastily converted from a laundry room.

The Big Thicc.

Crisis on Infinite Christmases

and Goebbels, Joseph:

yeah let’s start supporting Blizzard and China to own the cons

The scariest thing about the ouija board story is that a Chick Tract gained enough sentience to write it!

I lost it at ‘To me, this game looks like how a seizure feels.” 

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

Yes, I really like some roast donkey. One of the smoked meats I sell is donkey meat.