Look, Trubisky has only been in this system for a year....sorry wrong thread. 

“Call me 24our/7even, 2wenty4our/7even’s my father!”

I think you mean 24our/7even

I used to work in Customer Support for a F2P gaming company. The amount of money some people pour in is just horrendous. And though the companies are quick to deny this: The more you pay, the better the support you get, and you also get replies a lot faster, they were sorted in the ticketing system from most-paying to…

Any reason you photoshopped in a different picture of Darnold’s face on top of this one?

“No One Impregnated” made me laugh so hard my cats got upset about it.

That’s OK. It happens to a lot of bull semen factories. 

Cum On, Feel The Noize!

If they go 0-16, Dolphins players who make it through this season will henceforth drink champagne every time all other teams have won at least one game.  Sports writers will make a big deal about how cute this is.

Once again, Burneko is showing he’s just another leftist who is against any mentally unfit politician who had a disgusting political and social record well before his mental instability became evident.

That’s why I just got so tired of Harry Potter... Every time there was a problem, they summoned a demon. Hey, basilisk in the basement, we better summon a demon. I gotta fight a dragon, I’m gonna summon a demon. Sirius is in danger, let’s summon a demon to save him. It was just so predictable that they would solve…

In high school, I played a pickup game with a guy who was dead last on the bench at South Florida (I don’t even know if they were D1 then).

I always think about the fact that the lowliest benchwarner on any given professional team was The Guy With The Ball at every other stage of their career. It’s so easy to forget.

+1 too close to home, yet, never so close again

I was going to say just finish the article, but..

Shoutout to Del for the worst London burn in 350 years. 

It gives me no pride to say that we are the Bills fans of the south. Even London doesn’t like us. Imagine a culture that enslaved most of the known world, eats cold beans for breakfast, and can’t even properly execute its own political and economic suicide pact thinking that they are too good for your 90s…

I remember when I first saw Fitzpatrick in that outfit I couldn’t figure out why Connor McGregor was giving a press conference for the Bucs