The Cardinals are the Lions with a Super Bowl appearance. 

I appreciate it was a mistake but you’ve just given me my new favorite introductory clause.

starred for the wall.

ARIZONA: Land Of Failed Californians

If I recall, my fellow Bengals fans have a really hard time comprehending the WYTS ethos.  Every year, some MAGA chud from Hamilton or Lebanon loses his shit at Magary for being so harsh on our beloved dumpster fire of an also-ran franchise.

Okay, odds are I will never get married or have kids. But in the rare chance that I did both (. . . or either, I guess), I’ve always imagined that there would come a day when I had to explain what the heady zeitgeist of the Clinton and Bush eras felt like.

It’s always going to be Boston. Doesn’t matter the sport or the year or how good or bad the team was the previous year. Boston fans will be the most aggrieved.

Luke from Ireland is on brand. 

People seems to just gloss over that they were laughing in his face while he was putting himself out there emotionally with that letter that seemed to make everyone cry later.

Yeah I respectfully disagree with this completely. I found Hopper’s behavior to be a new father who would have struggled with a teenage daughter (as many do IRL) in even the best of circumstances, and their circumstances are hardly ideal.

This sizzling hot take brought to you by someone who’s never had a smug little teenage shit disrespect him in his own home. I’ve banned one of my son’s friends from my house for a year for lying to my face about washing his hands after he used the bathroom (I can hear the bathroom sink from the kitchen you little…

This tweet wins everything. I’m dying here.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

It will be interesting to see how the firefighters spin this story.

as the woman i love has dressed up as a clown and done the clock stretch for me, i’ll hear no ill words about Loonette.  

daaaaaamn i really need to put a ring on it.

I agree with you. My point was that they’re lying about being mad that this is marketing. They are mad about the progress that has led this to become better marketing. That they are no longer the only consumers that matter. Basically, they’re mad that they have to share with people they don’t respect.

As usual Weird Al provides the best take possible.

“He don’t eat no meat?  Oh, that’s okay.  I make lamb.”

Milk DUCKS?? Really editors? 

Wrong St. Petersburg.