yeah let’s start supporting Blizzard and China to own the cons

The scariest thing about the ouija board story is that a Chick Tract gained enough sentience to write it!

I lost it at ‘To me, this game looks like how a seizure feels.” 

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

Yes, I really like some roast donkey. One of the smoked meats I sell is donkey meat.

Look, Trubisky has only been in this system for a year....sorry wrong thread. 

“Call me 24our/7even, 2wenty4our/7even’s my father!”

I think you mean 24our/7even

I used to work in Customer Support for a F2P gaming company. The amount of money some people pour in is just horrendous. And though the companies are quick to deny this: The more you pay, the better the support you get, and you also get replies a lot faster, they were sorted in the ticketing system from most-paying to…

Any reason you photoshopped in a different picture of Darnold’s face on top of this one?

“No One Impregnated” made me laugh so hard my cats got upset about it.

That’s OK. It happens to a lot of bull semen factories. 

Cum On, Feel The Noize!

If they go 0-16, Dolphins players who make it through this season will henceforth drink champagne every time all other teams have won at least one game.  Sports writers will make a big deal about how cute this is.

Once again, Burneko is showing he’s just another leftist who is against any mentally unfit politician who had a disgusting political and social record well before his mental instability became evident.

That’s why I just got so tired of Harry Potter... Every time there was a problem, they summoned a demon. Hey, basilisk in the basement, we better summon a demon. I gotta fight a dragon, I’m gonna summon a demon. Sirius is in danger, let’s summon a demon to save him. It was just so predictable that they would solve…

In high school, I played a pickup game with a guy who was dead last on the bench at South Florida (I don’t even know if they were D1 then).

I always think about the fact that the lowliest benchwarner on any given professional team was The Guy With The Ball at every other stage of their career. It’s so easy to forget.