+1 too close to home, yet, never so close again

I was going to say just finish the article, but..

Shoutout to Del for the worst London burn in 350 years. 

It gives me no pride to say that we are the Bills fans of the south. Even London doesn’t like us. Imagine a culture that enslaved most of the known world, eats cold beans for breakfast, and can’t even properly execute its own political and economic suicide pact thinking that they are too good for your 90s…

The Bucs suck so blandly they aren’t even the worst run pirate-themed NFL team to have hired Jon Gruden.

I remember when I first saw Fitzpatrick in that outfit I couldn’t figure out why Connor McGregor was giving a press conference for the Bucs

The Cardinals are the Lions with a Super Bowl appearance. 

I appreciate it was a mistake but you’ve just given me my new favorite introductory clause.

starred for the wall.

ARIZONA: Land Of Failed Californians

If I recall, my fellow Bengals fans have a really hard time comprehending the WYTS ethos.  Every year, some MAGA chud from Hamilton or Lebanon loses his shit at Magary for being so harsh on our beloved dumpster fire of an also-ran franchise.

Okay, odds are I will never get married or have kids. But in the rare chance that I did both (. . . or either, I guess), I’ve always imagined that there would come a day when I had to explain what the heady zeitgeist of the Clinton and Bush eras felt like.

It’s always going to be Boston. Doesn’t matter the sport or the year or how good or bad the team was the previous year. Boston fans will be the most aggrieved.

Luke from Ireland is on brand. 

People seems to just gloss over that they were laughing in his face while he was putting himself out there emotionally with that letter that seemed to make everyone cry later.

Yeah I respectfully disagree with this completely. I found Hopper’s behavior to be a new father who would have struggled with a teenage daughter (as many do IRL) in even the best of circumstances, and their circumstances are hardly ideal.

This sizzling hot take brought to you by someone who’s never had a smug little teenage shit disrespect him in his own home. I’ve banned one of my son’s friends from my house for a year for lying to my face about washing his hands after he used the bathroom (I can hear the bathroom sink from the kitchen you little…

This tweet wins everything. I’m dying here.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

It will be interesting to see how the firefighters spin this story.