Pretty much. Kobe could rape someone and get off with a small fine. Probably no more than the cost of a fancy wedding ring

I’m guess I’m that guy. Again the fact that the NBA and NFL refuse to make legitimate farm systems that give players an option to make the leagues by a way other than the NCAA is the real problem. So again if going to college and being “exploited is such a problem they should go do something else.

Yes. You were so busy preemptively shitting on everybody, you forgot to say something funny or interesting.

FYI the pic you used is one of a kid eating dippin dots...so.....

1. A soft-serve ice cream sundae served in a mini plastic baseball hat.

Jesus. What did he do to permanently mess up your back, if you don’t mind my asking?

They’re using a freakin ladder out there for christ sakes!

You’re right. Bulls over Tune Squad in six.

“...that I hope will serve as a giant blinking warning sign to any future employer of his...

Westbrook, Harden, and Ibaka were all evidence that Presti might have known what he was doing. But they could still be largely the product of good luck.

Pre-hating horrible takes sounds like an absolutely infuriating hobby.

Except that Presti was in the position to draft Durant and Westbrook for the Sonics, and then Harden for the Thunder, because of tanking by saying goodbye to Ray Allen and Rashard Lewis.

I find it fascinating that you don’t realize different people have different opinions.

I ask anyone who reads this to continue and shower every day. Specially if you take public transportation or sit in a cubicle farm.

“The Mariners Just Can’t Stop Slappin Dingers” - U.S. Admiral, 1993, in Congressional Hearing in support of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell Policy

Nick Young has problems with vowels and vows, apparently.

Oh no. Now that marriage may not work out.

“Listen, it’s not that hard to understand: tell the cook I want my toast to be offended by a Fuzzy Zoeller toast.”

More importantly, does his choice of platform mean that Cyber Dust is dead?