The way men are praised to the skies for doing absolutely anything with their children’s, too. OMG you drove your 5-year-old to kindergarten once? DAD OF THE YEAR! Your wife is such a lucky woman! While the woman who does it every other time gets no credit whatsoever, and is much more likely to be criticized for doing…

What. A. Fucking. QUEEN.

I read years ago that this is one of Helen Mirren’s favorite jokes, which is when my love for her was cemented: “How can you tell when an Essex girl comes? She drops her fries.”

I get the impression that Essex is like the Inland Empire, the south suburbs of Chicago, and the East Bay, tied together in a loose bundle and then dipped in a miasma of mud and pig shit.

The people who mocked her eyes always bothered me because I’m fairly sure she’s Saami or at least part Saami...

At my old job a couple of guys were in the break room looking at a tabloid someone left on the table, speculating on what work she may have had done and how old and terrible they thought she looked. These were men in their 40s-50s and weren’t exactly going to win any beauty pageants. I walked over after I I finished…

SLAAAAAAAAAY kween with that proper usage of the word ‘Myriad’ So many people write, “a myriad” but not Renee, because she is the true goddess.

So...I mean...I guess I sort of get why she’d rather Trump be President than Clinton? Plus the other day Trump just outright said voting for her helped him, so there’s that. Stein 2016! Make America Dumb Again!

Pence looks like he’s reaching for Trump’s balls.

Forget the kiss. What the hell is Pence doing with his left hand?

I miss what Jezebel used to be.

Winona Ryder has a bunch of Audrey Hepburn’s old clothes.

As someone who knows all the words to Roxanne, Roxanne, The Real Roxanne, AND Roxanne’s Revenge, I am ridiculously excited about this. Hell, yes.

I don’t consider Kanye’s interruption to be one of sexism, but one of narcissism. He truly believed (believes) his words and point of view are more important than everyone else’s.

She has stockholm’s syndrome.

I could never abide the fact that she supports Roman Polanski (like so many other people in Hollywood). And she wrote some Op-Ed a few years ago which compared eating meat with rape, which kind of sealed it for me. She’s talented, but ignorant.

I suddenly have a craving for Ramen.

You sound fun.

“Manhattan is losing all it had going for it, except for ease of travel...That is literally it.”