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Starting a petition to get Jesse Williams to my house. FOR REASONS. (Sexy reasons!)

Old person here. I don’t get You Tube “stars”. I can't imagine sitting at my computer watching random people do shit

Yeah. Its worse because you can be ill informed about the effects of the rum and the safety of such a dosage, but the only reason to give your child coke would be to turn them into an asshole that wont shut up and cant see that they are annoying everyone.

This is for breastfeeding people and people who plan to breastfeed, and it is very important: *you don’t have to pump and dump*.

I’m going to say yes-in that it’s a narcotic. And drinking to excess isn’t advisable while breastfeeding either. People drinking responsibly are able to control their milk supply/safety but if someone was binge drinking on a regular basis while breast feeding-it would also be considered abusive and wildly

I’m still sad Lord&Taylor didn’t catch on.

I’m in Rome too right now! Tom and Taylor looked so cute at this authentic pizza place we were at. I know it’s an invasion of privacy...but I snapped a quick pic of Taylor! It’s crazy how REAL they are-just like us. And guys...so in love. Look at Taylor’s smile : )

This is pretty much why my child will never be allowed to play in a house that has guns in it.

Congress has actually blocked the CDC and NIH from being able to study gun violence (even though 34000 Americans die per year).

People missing the point will try to point out that she apparently was only using a pistol at the time, so likely not a type of gun that is currently being targeted by gun control advocates. But the real point is the disconnect between the dream—I will use this to protect my family!!!—and the reality—that it is far

All responsible gun owners are responsible gun owners right up until they aren't. Weird how that works.

Suri calls Jamie “Dad” and Katie calls Jamie “Literally the only good man I have ever met and proof that God is real.”

When Caputo’s sociopath girlfriend Linda held a gun on Sophia’s wife, I was hopeful that would send him in a different direction. When he was like, “Oh, that gets me so hot!” I was disgusted beyond all measure. He’s pretty irredeemable at this point.

I was just heartsick to read this. He was such a wonderful young talent with so much promise that we’ll never realize. I especially loved him in “Only Lovers Left Alive.” Such a tragedy.

It’s spelled ‘truly’, as in ‘It’s truly the case that when people mistype a homophonous word, it’s often not because they’re confused, but rather that the muscle memory in their fingers has its own ideas. And pointing out a spelling error that didn’t get in the way of your understanding what they were communicating is

Yup. Woman are always made to feel like they are overreacting if they find a man creepy. We’re supposed to be understanding of gross behavior and write it off as “social awkwardness.” Fuck that noise. Trust your gut ladies.

...and someday you can look back and know that you did your part to stop an orange cloud of fascism from taking over your country, even if it wasn’t you who stood the most to lose.

My wife has frozen out my sperm for years!!! Da-dum! I’lI be here all week! Actually, I’ll be in Rio swimming in their wonderful shit filled beaches and trying to avoid being kidnapped and having my organs harvested. That’s a lie. I’m lying. Take my liver, please! No seriously take it. I need a new one. Lots of drugs

And even then there’s the occasional “I wonder what she did to trigger this man to commit murder” comment.