No, this article is better suited now. The Northeast is the exception, since everywhere else, we are hot as fuck. California is right now in the middle of a heat wave of epic proportions.

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I know! I might have to check Mad out again. What ever happened to Cracked???

That is awesome. My only complaint is that the true fascist pig will only wear SS black.

That guy must be an Always Sunny fan. He plans to be a traveling, door to door gas salesman.

ok two things, the spelling of “metre” was created with the unit, by YOUR argument, I can say your name is spelled incorrectly, because “Nick” doesn’t predate “Nik”.

SECOND! , Miles per hour is there for Americans ... “Kilometers” appears secondary and within (), it’s a translation for people that find “miles”…

Blake Bortles is an anagram of Bleak Lobster. This means nothing and everything.

Once again, iPhone users must rely on a third-party accessory to get a feature that comes built-in on Samsung phones.

I was really hoping they were going to pick up the second and third year options, but with age, it look less attractive than it did when that deal was signed

Because it’s so fun to watch delicate snowflakes like you cry so much every time.

And imagine performing all of these great feats of athleticism with debilitating bone spurs.

What pisses me off most about jagoffs like this guy...

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

“former Vine star” explains so, so much about this.

And then he dabbed.

[1] Something I’ve alway wondered about, so good on you.

Looks like pretty cheap advertising, considering the share of available eyeballs attached to decision-makers that you get... and how little time they have to make the decision on whether to do business at this exit or press on to the next one.  

Thank you for this. I was wondering as recently as last weekend how these signs work.