He does it he same every time. It's not a balk because of that.

People need to shut up about the grill. It doesn't have a gas cap either, should they add one? It's called progress, get over it.

The Model S adds 4 inches to ones penis size (male or female), how much does the Model 3 add? Asking for a friend.

If someone like Ford dropped an electric car equivalent to the original mustang then they would sell. But we are stuck with the Leaf or the Volt. Not awe inspiring cars.

This is embarrassing. I just started dating a girl and her great grandpa bought her a used 2001 Honda Civic. We are on our way to visit him and he lives on a tall hill. Half way up the car dies in the middle of the road. We attempt to turn it over, everything sounds right but it just won’t turn over. The gas gauge…

I have never in my life seen a player more ready for the NFL. Future Cowboys star here!

I love Boaty McFloatFace.

More true if this was posted to Jalopnik. You can’t rape the willing.

Not true. Let me give you an example. I am at the beach. I need to pee. I go into the bathroom to use the urinal. I am not wearing any shoes and there is a puddle in front of the urinal that I hope is water but know is pee and other body fluids. Instead of getting shoes I stand 3 feet back from the urinal, just…

Not aiming and not giving a fuck are two different things. They aimed, they just didn’t give a fuck if they missed. Read a Tyler Rogoway article once in awhile.

Their planes are capable of flying higher but due to the use of “dumb” bombs they had to fly lower to raise the odds of hitting anything. Think dive bombers from WWII

The Saving Private Ryan parody was awesome, other than that, not so much.

What a great show. I took the time to watch it. Thanks for the link.

These are just two low rent bitches that were in a convertible for the first time (too bad it was a Miata) and took a picture of themselves and some “blogger” took the picture and made up a fake outrage story.

Wow, this is how you make America great again.

My wife and I are thinking of traveling to a country that has a Zika virus out break. We want to have kids in 2ish years. If we go this July and come back do we have to worry about it? Is the infection only a problem if it initially happens during pregnancy or can it linger in th system and cause issues later? I…

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That’s like saying all lives matter so instead of shipping this food and medical aid to refugees in (insert war torn country here) let’s give it to Donald Trump and his buddies because even though they can afford to buy it themselves their lives matter too!

*Robot steals my job and turns to me

Hear me out here. Boobs are a enormous waste. Used for maybe once or twice a lifetime but they carry them around all the time, what a waste. They are super fucking awesome though