I was looking for my first new vehicle to get me out of my 92 camry (horror story in and of itself). Lifted/bagged S10s were all the rage. I was talking to this young salesman and he told me the best part of the S10 was that it had titanium spark plugs which meant I would not need to change the oil for 100,000 miles.…

Team Vertical. Stealthily watching this at work, don't have to turn my phone to the side making it more stealthy.

Royal with cheese. Anyway is anyone tripped out about the size of the wrapper? No way that is covering that burger. Burger does look good though, not tasty, but good.

Logic is not welcome here!!!

She's a witch, burn her!!!

I mean two things.

Breasts always sound good. Breast are one thing that will never need an ad firm or campaign to boost popularity.

With the stress of child bearing, child care, lack of sleep, and in balance of hormones I do not doubt it. Not that you wouldn't be justified without those things. That is not an easy task, breastfeeding/pumping.

But if you had to do it one should go directly to the source.

This was an older relative. Although if they elaborated it would have been informative it would also have been disturbing.

I believe you should try any food/drink once or twice before making judgement. This however might not be one of those cases. You are brave indeed.

Someone told me their husband used to use his wife's breastfeeding milk in coffee. Almond milk starts to look pretty good after hearing that.

Can I still suck on my wife's boobies if she is willing? That's not just for babies right?

Thank you for this. I hope my wife's car starts to blow white smoke so I can use this joke!

Haha. Nothing more manly than showing respect for others. It would be disrespectful to pull out a cell phone in court in front of a judge or bailiff.

Unless a man comes to you and says the following:

For the record Ryan Gosling is not a man. He transcends gender.

No offense but a man shouldn't wear any kind of jewelry. Rings included (unless you are married and are not around power tools). If you wear jewelry (including watches) you are not a man but a woman, and that's ok. Just go with it and be happy, this is a much more tolerant world.

Christianity (a bad word in the Gawkerverse) teaches that good works are their own reward. The reward comes from the act itself and not from the recognition of others. Do good works (work towards equality) and be an example for others but don't go up to people and say hey look how awesome it is that I am doing this…