That is rad!

A girl at my high school died this way. She was taking ecstasy and tripped out and started drinking a bunch of water because she thought she was dehydrated. I didn't know that could happen until the flyers went up and mcgruff came to our school. What can't you learn from a talking dog?

You're so money and you don't even know it.

Love these articles showing how big the USA's dick is.

Revis (drops mic)

I'm so tired of rich people complaining about their problems. "Oh no my precious metals and diamonds were supplied using slave labor and blood, poor me". Rich person (You)

It's seems crazy that they found one skull fragment and now they say they figured out that homos and neanderthals were interbreeding 10,000 years earlier than thought without doing any kind of DNA analysis or any other experiments. Pure conjecture. Seems like bad science.

Thank you for this. I hope my wife's car starts to blow white smoke so I can use this joke!

Haha. Nothing more manly than showing respect for others. It would be disrespectful to pull out a cell phone in court in front of a judge or bailiff.

Unless a man comes to you and says the following:

For the record Ryan Gosling is not a man. He transcends gender.

No offense but a man shouldn't wear any kind of jewelry. Rings included (unless you are married and are not around power tools). If you wear jewelry (including watches) you are not a man but a woman, and that's ok. Just go with it and be happy, this is a much more tolerant world.

Cool avatar!

Like twins... mind blown!!!

Christianity (a bad word in the Gawkerverse) teaches that good works are their own reward. The reward comes from the act itself and not from the recognition of others. Do good works (work towards equality) and be an example for others but don't go up to people and say hey look how awesome it is that I am doing this…