“Twerking” may be the general name, but when you’re up against a wall and you go bottoms-up specifically for the Chargers it’s called “Ryan Leafing.”

The reality of the moment is sweet. That’s something that is subtle but special. When I look back on this time, when all this is said and done, I’ll always be grateful for this day.

Alex Smith, KC Fan
Put that shit in Tyreek’s hand
If that TD doesn’t show
The you owe me owe me owe

I have to admit, when I saw this morning that Alex Smith had thrown for 368 yards I was really trying to figure out how he managed 125 completions in one game.

As a Chiefs fan, I have to disagree. You know when we’ve seen this Alex Smith before, the guy who actually looks like he deserved to be a #1 overall pick? When he was still in SF against the Saints in the playoffs. Or 30 some minutes of the Chiefs 2013 playoff game against the Colts before it turned into a horror…

that’s an insult to garbage. garbage never killed anyone...on purpose.

Citing widespread flooding in the state of Texas, the NFL reasoned it could not deprive Dallas of its navel attack.

I haven’t seen an owner act this entitled toward a player since Marge Schott.

Jacob:

“Ryen Russillo [beep] was arrested for criminal entry [beep] last week [beep] at a condo [beep] in Wyoming. [beep] Ryen Russillo [beep] should be arrested for criminal entry [beep] every time [beep] he tries to enter a studio.”

The only thing she’s ever blown is a 28-3 lead.

Wyoming; where the men are men, and the sheep are scared.

Stephen King had the same reaction when he saw The Dark Tower.

Federica Pellegriniis trains using a new technique. She trains in a pool of carbonated bubbly water. Her coaches claim the water is naturally sparkling, but we know the truth.

“NFL disbursed $7.8 billion in national revenue—a 9.6 percent increase from the previous year.”

Yeah, these work if you’re not tied to a phone all day. Can’t really do any of this at a call center, where calls come in all the time. I can’t just decide to take a 5 minute break every 25 minutes. That would quickly get me jettisoned out the door. And it’s far too expensive to buy food out every day. I already have…

I had a Siberian Husky that would eat anything when she was teething as a puppy.

+1 shoots like Steph, big like Klay, old like Jerry West

Good to see an old man not be a victim of the knockout game for a change.

My stepdad was a former heavyweight boxer who used to beat me with weightlifting belts and knives when I didn’t perform chores well enough. I never saw him hit my mom, but I suspect he did. The last time I saw him alive, I told him if he hit my 2 year-old sister again I was going to kill him. A freak accident took him…